more bullshit.

Switzerland was a really cool show, great people, good bands and we saw some girls tits.
We played with Burning Flesh, Mumakil and Afgrund.
The crowd was really good and the whole venue had a good vibe.
the singer from mummakill was a legend providing entertainment well into the night.

In the morning Curby got his Wan from the mechanic that cost him a fortune while we walked around Switzerland doing pretty much nothing.

Then we were in the van for 8 hours or so... off to Bell in Germany.



Bell is the smallest village I have been in, its like some kind of weird fucking nightmare kind of place where your not sure if your supposed to be there or not.
Im told the population was about 500.
It was like league of gentlemen... This is a local place for local people.



There were some fucking really odd bands on before us one of them being 2 dudes with a tape deck and ballarina type dress things on playing pop gore grind? (or somthing to that effect anyway) and Gut who I had been wanting to see since ´like 92 or something... would have been a lot better if we could have heard the guitars.

The venue was pretty small with a mixing desk perched high up in the air and as soon as we stated playing a voice came over the PA.
Telling us to turn it down mid song as our guitars were too loud.
Beltsy turned down a bit and we were told rigtht away to to turn it down some more as this was a small village... We were now more quiet than the foldback that they had rigged up to simply sceam feedback at us.
Thats when curby started yelling at the ownwer of the venue "this is fucking extreme music! come on, turn the guitars up, c´mon" in his thick Czech accent.

It was awesome, we were so quiet we had to rely on sight to play.
It was pretty funny for us but it must have been shit for people that had driven 400 kms.
But these are the gigs that you remember.

After the show it was the quickest pack up in history and back to the promoters place to get to bed to forget the day as soon as we could.
Good to be in a nice clean house.

The only other exciting thing thats happened is that Tony has disovered that German Mcdonalds restaurants have the Mc Rib on the menu, he really is pretty excited.

bored... fat... stinky.

So today we left italy and headed through across and over the fucking alps.

Thats right Alps motherfuckers.

We got into Geneva Switzerland and about 1 kilometre from the wenue... sorry venue and the fucking wan breaks down.

it looks like its the alternator or some kinda shit.

I had a look to see if could fix it but it was a little out of my league.

I poked some part with a drumstick, thats all i could really manage.

While we waited Beltsy in his infinate wisdom decided to go for a swim in the lake.

He slipped cut his feet and hands.

I was hoping for a mild head injury.

Now we are all sitting at the wenue after eating some fattening food.

Me and Tony look like we are trying to be the new Poison idea.

We haven't showered for a few days now and we are pretty ripe... Holy shit the dude just hooked me up with a fresh clean towel so I'm out of here fuckers.

So we are now firmly entrenched in Italy, Matt has changed out of his lion king shirt into something more metal, Curby has been on the internet forever, I have got a few beers in me, Dave has done sweet fuck all... really I'm starting to worry about him. beltsy is worried about some shit record he bought and Tone bone has a cleaned his wing... I mean ring.

We have had a pretty cool time of it on this tour, its so relaxed with days off all over the place.
If all tours were like this i would be pretty fucking happy.

So in In Torino today we enjoyed some traditional italian pizza from a street shop, ate some pasta at the wenue... I mean venue, and we have great hot weather, maybe too hot.

Thats it fuckholes im getting drunk now.
I cant wait till something shit happens.

fuck everybody.

We played the Dynamo club in Eindhoven with Peter Pan Speedrock and Rompeprop.
Tony said the show was "off the fuggen frame."
Even if he did have to walk off stage and do a massive spew.
you think the fat bastard could have hurled next to someone elses van.
nup not that fucking peanut, right where we have to load shit in.







This is some sign that has a swear word in it.




this is beltsy busting out his piss flaps on the street.



This is Curby showing his tooth that fell out while he was eating some bread.
He actually had a tooth repair kit in his case so it wasnt a problem.
bar the fact it smelt like his corn hole.

Seriously he had a fucking kit with massive tubes of dental glue just in case something like this happened.
at least he is always prepared...




Possibly the best t shirt design ever.

Old fat cunts rockin hard.

We had a day off so we had a bowling comp with the Romperprop guys.
Beltsy won.

beltsy sucks ass.

Best Wenue ever!
Probably the best run, friendliest and cleanest.
on tour this is such a fucking cool thing.

Clean towels make me really happy.

Shellac played here like a month ago, Aparentley U2, Slayer and everyotyher cool band on the planet have done shows here.

Had a good show, our friend Ronnie turned up, drunk as fuck.

Was good to see that fucking idiot again, i wish we sould tour with him all the time hes fucking funny.

Went for a drink at a metal bar with the singer from Obtuse, cool little bar and for some reason they had human skulls... I have no idea why.

Well we made it!

The flights were relativly uneventful, I had to sit next to a fat american fuckhole for the flight from KL to Amsterdam.

He wanted the asile seat and started complining that his agent assured him he has the asile seat, fuck him.

Curby the promoter picked us uo in the same van we toured in last time, there was new porno on the backseat and he now has a navigation thingie.

Apart from that were back in 05.

We are currently at the first venue in Groningen at club vera.

Good place nice clean Themed rooms for us to stay in, nice cold beer and good showers.

I choose the green room because it just makes my eyes pop.

Serious I look good around green, im sharing with beltsy and known snorer.

Tone bone and curby are shaked up in the baby blue room.

I kinda imagine its the room micheal Jackson would have chosen.

Dave and matt the two gingers are in the communist themed room, its really fucking red in there.

I imagine if they got naked they would be invisible.

here are some photos of shit.

New blood duster 7"

Hey people of Earth,

We (me and beltsy) just finished pressing the new blood duster 7"
Thats right a brand new 7".
This is a duster Euro Dance remix of the track "Sixsixsixteen" from our self titled album.
It is one sided and features a etching on the B side of a giant cock.
It was done by Crimson death from the states... the only rule we gave him was... make it as gay as you can.





This is a limited edition of 100 copies only!!!

It is for the euro tour but I will be keeping 40 copies for people who cant make the euro shows.
Anyone who is interested they are $10 bucks, (plus whatever postage actually costs) email: jasonduster (remove this bit)@optusnet.com.au if you want me to put one aside for you.
Don't email if your just thinking you may want one, only email if you actually want one and are willing to pony up the dough on our return.
Paypal will be best I guess.

ONLY the FIRST 40 orders will get 'em.
I will be emailing everyone for the cash when I get back around the start of August.

later skaters
Jason P.C.